ATTENTION THURSDAY COMIC VIEWERS: Super busy night tonight. A herd of wildebeests was let loose in our apartment. We’ll have the comic up on Friday. And we’ll take some countermeasures to ensure a comic will be up regularly from now on, raging gnus or not.

I don’t know how many things you all have built, but I’ve had my fair share. Some of them I actually owned, but most of them were floor models. Bookcases are the easiest, entertainment centers and dressers can be ok or not, but let me tell you: grills are the worst. I don’t really know why, exactly; I mean, entertainment centers have lots of pieces and opportunities for failure, but when I look back, I remember grills pissing me off more than anything else. Especially my own, even thought I did finish it and it worked afterwards. And man do I like grilling stuff. (I’m a male midwesterner. There’s not a lot of “manly” stereotypes I fit into, but I like a nicely mowed lawn and a burger from the grill.)